Monday, May 12, 2008
'Nick, your gonna be our delivery rider soon'
meh thinking : "yea right. bs lol !"
thats the phrase i've been hearing for 5 times already ! -.-
job's today was hilarious !
today's a particularly quiet day for business.
well, monday blue's i guess.
so we got an delivery order.
destination : 3rd avenue.
suprisingly my boss asked me along.
weee, slacking time :D
drove along lornie road.
luckily, our direction has no jam (:
but opposite of us..
oh boy, the jam's like ...
bread with jam ! = messy
so boss said we ought to avoid that jam on the way back.
uhm... planning shortcuts ;p
upon reaching the destination..
all i can say is... WOAH
the size of the place..
i think i'll have to work for 10x my lifetime for that ..
that monster MANSION.
mayb not, consider it a PALACE
it's so exaggerating !
it has a residential estate and a gyming building just like the floor size of califonia fitness !!
gosh. it's.. an eye opener lol.
the stretch of road, miniature CASTLES
Ridiculous ! O.O
anyway, on the way back.
my boss's driving skills is mad ! crazy ! i don't wanan die !!
his riding a mini van. (can't rmb the van manufacturer, guess it's opera :P)
case 1
after withdrawing cash from ESSO DBS atm,
while turning out to the main road.
Was chatting with him before turning left <-- then he suddenly shouted. "MA-MA !"
"FK ! NO MA-MA, your not going to get pass me BUGGER"
and he swirve immedietly to the left!
despite the jam !
blocking that poor bangladesh worker ._.
"HAHA, serve you right BUGGER !"
(thinking)
for whatever reasons would you call those bangladesh as MA-MA ? ._.
and my life is in your handS ! SAFETY 1st T.T ~!
Case 2
after which he needs to make a U-Turn.
the "MA-MA" got into the way again.
Boss kept honking ..
"You again BUGGER ! Get out of the way !"
Ooook.... there's a U-turn sign ahead, he's not gonna use it.
instead, he makes a turn to the left,
and then turns back to the main road.
while cursing those slow drivers for take the U-Turn.
"look, the U-Turn is so crowded, they should learn how to prioritise the road !
HAHA ! Heck !"
then, while turning, there's this taxi driver made an illegal turn.
right when he started to turn, my boss points directly to the TAXI driver following his every movement -_-
while pointing..
"It's because of this fking taxi's that cause the accident rates soaring higher, especially you bikers, got to be very wary of them" ..
me : "Erm yea, i think that taxi driver is a china guy. From the look of his face.. "
(well, i always blame on china peeps. HATES them !) x.x
case 3
Heading back , there's this traffic light.
it turns RED. He speds and turns !
"HAHA, we made it !"
*flash flash*
"Erm Boss, i saw flashes.. we kana arh?"
"HUH? WHat ? you saw arh?"
"Yea, 2 FLASHES"
"Ahhh nvm .. (:"
me thinks : wonders how many speed / traffic cams you've crossed. Rich bugger :P
10:51 PM...i'm thinkin' of you